Technology Break

Yeah, it's about that time again. I'm gonna take a week off from everything technological and refocus some of my energy (LOL) on some other stuff. No Twitter, no Facebook, no Wil Harrison.com, nada. See you cats in a week or so.

Criminal Finds

Direct from the local Chicagoland mugshot files, Wil Harrison.com is proud to present, "Criminal Finds". For our first installment of what I am sure will be a wildly popular feature, we give you:

Burl "I'm quite sure my last name should be Ives" Thomas

Vs

Jose Carlos "A bird has fucking crash landed into my head" Garcia

So people, which one do you wanna party with? Ladies, perhaps which one would you want to bring home to meet Mom? Spread the love people.

Disclaimer - These photos were found in the public domain right here on the internets. Remember kids, all of our featured guests are presumed innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.

Wednesday's Whoa!

"MOM! How could you!?" If I had seen this I would have definitely inquired, just for the fun of it!

Twitter Me This

Oh man, I am literally crying over this one. Humor, sometimes the simple things just work the best.

Sunday Borning

"Iron" Mike Ditka is 70 - If you look up the word "Man" in the dictionary, this is the pic that will be next to it. Ya know, if the dictionary had pictures.


Pam Dawber is 58 - And by law has had to have appeared on Lifetime recently.


Jean Claude Van Damme is 49 - AAHHHHHHHHHHHH! Jesus H Christ!


Dawn Wells is 71 - And pretty much retired from my fantasies a good 20 years or so ago. I always did prefer Mary Ann.


Erin Moran is 49 - I'm starting to think Erin and MacKenzie Phillips are the same person.